The Spunky Cauldron
Your Parking Deserves a Hex Room Spray
We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? If you are trying to prevent your car from dents, then you may succeed in that (even though we promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half a bumper), but you won’t stop us from mumbling our way through a hex. The only thing that may help keep us from cursing you straight through to the hereafter is this grounding brew with blood orange, cedarwood, patchouli, and vanilla.
Now your home, office, car, etc can smell magical too with our new room sprays! They come in all our magical scents, so you and your room can be matchy matchy.
Directions: Spritz in the air of room. Avoid inhalation.
Ingredients: SDA 40B, Dipropylene Glycol LO, and essential oils of patchouli, cedar wood, blood orange, and vanilla.
Caution: FLAMMABLE - KEEP AWAY FROM HEAT AND OPEN FLAME. Avoid eyes, mucous membranes, and face. Keep out of reach of children. May stain fabrics or carpet.
Since this has alcohol, it can only be shipped via UPS ground.