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The Spunky Cauldron

Sarcasm: One of My Many Talents ~ Divinity Soap, 8oz


Are you one of those snarky asses that can’t say anything without it going a little sideways? Like you tried to join those mother's circles at the playdates, but every time you open your mouth pure unadulterated snark falls out. Last Thanksgiving your Mother claimed you were hopeless; you told her it was genetic. If this sounds like you, then join the club. The good news is this is a safe place where you can say as much eye rolling crazy ass shit as you want and no one will judge. Best yet, you can revel in your talents with this Grapefruit, Spearmint, Rosalina, scent that is tailored just for your spunky, self-righteous, condescending self.

This three in one soap offers the perfect trifecta of being a hand soap, body wash, and bubble bath. Use to your heart's content to achieve divinity in your life.

Ingredients: Water, decyl glucoside, laurel betaine, xanthum gum, phenonxyethanol, aloe vera leaf juice powder, citric acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, and essential oils of steam distilled lemon and lime (don't want the shit burned out of you in the sun!).

Size: 8oz bottle

Caution: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes.  May irritate skin.  For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.  May cause bath or shower floor to be slippery.

PS. If you need a toned down name, feel free to let me know in the special instruction box. I understand that not everyone may appreciate the dark humor or curse words.

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