The Spunky Cauldron
Sarcasm: One of My Many Talents ~Grapefruit, Spearmint, & Rosalina~ Hand Soap, 8oz
Are you one of those snarky asses that can’t say anything without it going a little sideways? Like you tried to join those mother's circles at the playdates, but every time you open your mouth pure unadulterated snark falls out. Last Thanksgiving your Mother claimed you were hopeless; you told her it was genetic. If this sounds like you, then join the club. The good news is this is a safe place where you can say as much eye rolling crazy ass shit as you want and no one will judge. Best yet, you can revel in your talents with this Grapefruit, Spearmint, Rosalina, scent that is tailored just for your spunky, self-righteous, condescending self.
Directions: Apply a small amount to hands, lather, and then rinse.
Ingredients: Water, decyl glucoside, laurel betaine, xanthum gum, phenonxyethanol, aloe vera leaf juice powder, citric acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, and essential oils of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense.
Size: 8oz bottle
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Caution: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes. May irritate skin. For external use only. Keep out of reach of children.
PS. If you need a toned down name, feel free to let me know in the special instruction box. I understand that not everyone may appreciate the dark humor or curse words.