The Spunky Cauldron
Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys ~ Lotion Bar With Applicator, 2 oz
Mercury Retrograde rage is no joke, and every time you say or do something wrong you feel yourself on the edge of flipping out. It is important that you remind yourself that this is not your damn circus…and those aren’t your monkeys. This blend of Tangerine, Roman Chamomile, and Frankincense is designed to help you chill out and reinstate your cool. If you find yourself stuck in traffic, it can greatly reduce your desire to murder the asshole riding your car’s bumper on the interstate.
Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, and essential oils of roman chamomile, tangerine, frankincense, and lavender.
Direction: Slather that shit on your body. Especially those dry ashy areas on your elbows, knees, etc. You know the ones I'm talking about.
Size: 2oz in applicator
Cautions: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes. For external use only. Keep out of reach of children.