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The Spunky Cauldron

Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys ~ Divinity Soap, 8oz


Mercury Retrograde rage is no joke, and every time you say or do something wrong you feel yourself on the edge of flipping out. It is important that you remind yourself that this is not your damn circus…and those aren’t your monkeys. This blend of Tangerine, Roman Chamomile, and Frankincense is designed to help you chill out and reinstate your cool. If you find yourself stuck in traffic, it can greatly reduce your desire to murder the asshole riding your car’s bumper on the interstate.

This three in one soap offers the perfect trifecta of being a hand soap, body wash, and bubble bath. Use to your heart's content to achieve divinity in your life.

Ingredients: Water, decyl glucoside, laurel betaine, xanthum gum, phenonxyethanol, aloe vera leaf juice powder, citric acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, and essential oils of roman chamomile, tangerine, frankincense, and lavender.

Size: 8 oz bottle

Caution: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes.  For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.  May cause bath or shower floor to be slippery.

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