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The Spunky Cauldron

I Drink Because You're Boring ~ Roll On Perfume


So, maybe you’ve gotten a few too many of the side eye glances at the company Christmas party, but damn those fuckers are boring. You wouldn’t have to drink if they knew how to do anything besides sit around and dissect the latest boring ass episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” or some shit. But since there is an ultimatum this year and alcohol is not allowed, you can at least enjoy the fresh scent of a lemon and lime Midnight Margarita if you soak in these amazing bath salts beforehand. Just try not to get so desperate for some entertainment that you gnaw your arm off after putting this stuff on, okay?

Directions: Apply to inside of wrists, elbows, decolatage, or other areas as needed.

Ingredients: Jojoba oil, vitamin e oil, and essential oils of lemon and lime.

Size: 8ml Roll On Bottle

Caution: For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.  Avoid eye area and mucous membranes.

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