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I Drink Because You're Boring Lemon Lime Margarita Scented Body Lotion The Spunky Cauldron
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I Drink Because You're Boring ~Lemon & Lime~ Lotion, 8oz

The Spunky Cauldron

I Drink Because You're Boring ~Lemon & Lime~ Lotion, 8oz

$16.95

So, maybe you’ve gotten a few too many of the side eye glances at the company Christmas party, but damn those fuckers are boring. You wouldn’t have to drink if they knew how to do anything besides sit around and dissect the latest boring ass episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” or some shit. But since there is an ultimatum this year and alcohol is not allowed, you can at least enjoy the fresh scent of a lemon lime Midnight Margarita if you lather up with this wonderful lemon and lime infused lotion. Just try not to get so desperate for some entertainment that you gnaw your arm off after putting this stuff on, okay?

Directions: It puts the lotion on its skin...be sure to get those dry and ashy areas like your knees and elbows. 

Ingredients: water, coconut oil, sunflower seed oil, cetaryl alcohol, coco-glucoside, shea butter, xanthum gum, apricot kernel oil, phenoxyethanol, aloe vera juice powder, citric acid, tocopherol, lactic acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, and essential oils of steam distilled lime and lemon (we don't want the shit out you burned in the sun!).

Size: 8oz bottle

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Caution: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes.  For external use only. Keep out of reach of children.

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