The Spunky Cauldron
I Drink Because You're Boring Body Lotion
So, maybe you’ve gotten a few too many of the side eye glances at the company Christmas party, but damn those fuckers are boring. You wouldn’t have to drink if they knew how to do anything besides sit around and dissect the latest boring ass episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” or some shit. But since there is an ultimatum this year and alcohol is not allowed, you can at least enjoy the fresh scent of a lemon lime Midnight Margarita if you lather up with this wonderful lemon and lime infused lotion. Just try not to get so desperate for some entertainment that you gnaw your arm off after putting this stuff on, okay?
It puts the lotion on the skin with minimal ingredients. Never tested on animals. No hidden ingredients.
Directions: Apply to body as needed.
Ingredients: water, coconut oil, sunflower seed oil, cetaryl alcohol, coco-glucoside, shea butter, xanthum gum, apricot kernel oil, phenoxyethanol, aloe vera juice powder, citric acid, tocopherol, lactic acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, and essential oils of lime and lemon.
Size: 2 oz and 8 oz bottle
Caution: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keeps out of reach of children.