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I Drink Because You're Boring Lemon Lime Margarita Scented Body Wash The Spunky Cauldron
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I Drink Because You're Boring ~Lemon & Lime~ Body Wash, 8oz

The Spunky Cauldron

I Drink Because You're Boring ~Lemon & Lime~ Body Wash, 8oz

$15.95

So, maybe you’ve gotten a few too many of the side eye glances at the company Christmas party, but damn those fuckers are boring. You wouldn’t have to drink if they knew how to do anything besides sit around and dissect the latest boring ass episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” or some shit. But since there is an ultimatum this year and alcohol is not allowed, you can at least enjoy the fresh scent of a lemon and lime Midnight Margarita if you wash up beforehand with this wonderful lemon and lime infused body wash. Just try not to get so desperate for some entertainment that you gnaw your arm off after putting this stuff on, okay?

Directions: Pick your poison: wash cloth, sponge, loofah, or hands. Apply a small amount and then wash your body.

Ingredients: Water, decyl glucoside, laurel betaine, xanthum gum, phenonxyethanol, aloe vera leaf juice powder, citric acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, and essential oils of steam distilled lemon and lime (don't want the shit burned out of you in the sun!).

Size: 8oz bottle

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Caution: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes.  For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.  May cause bath or shower floor to be slippery.

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