The Spunky Cauldron
I Drink Because You're Boring ~Lemon & Lime~ Bath & Foot Soak, 8oz
So, maybe you’ve gotten a few too many of the side eye glances at the company Christmas party, but damn those fuckers are boring. You wouldn’t have to drink if they knew how to do anything besides sit around and dissect the latest boring ass episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” or some shit. But since there is an ultimatum this year and alcohol is not allowed, you can at least enjoy the fresh scent of a lemon and lime Midnight Margarita if you soak in these amazing bath salts beforehand. Just try not to get so desperate for some entertainment that you gnaw your arm off after putting this stuff on, okay?
Directions: After you fill up the tub, add in the amount of bath salts you want (just not the whole damn jar, okay?) and then just lay back and enjoy. For foot soak: add 2-3 tablespoons to water, insert feet, and relax. It's really that simple, don't try to overcomplicate this shit.
Ingredients: Epsom salts, Himalayan pink salts, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, and essential oils of steam distilled lime and lemon (don't want that shit to burn you in the sun).
Size: 8oz jar
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Caution: For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. May cause bath or shower floor to be slippery.