The Spunky Cauldron
I Don’t Spew Profanities, I Enunciate Them Roll On Perfume
Even if the rest of the world doesn’t notice it, you know that you deserve to be treated like fucking royalty. One way to do that is to apply this perfume to all your parts. With an amazing combination of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense you will find yourself being pampered like you were living as a 16th century royal. If you like your head to stay on your damn shoulders be sure to watch out for that cad Henry VIII.
Directions: Apply to inside of wrists, elbows, decolatage, or other areas as needed.
Ingredients: Jojoba oil, vitamin e oil, essential oils of lavender, frankincense, and helichrysum.
Size: 7.4ml Roll On Bottle
Caution: For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. Avoid eye area and mucous membranes.