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I Don’t Spew Profanities – I Enunciate Them... ~Lavender, Frankincense, & Helichrysum~ Lotion Bar With Applicator, 2oz

The Spunky Cauldron

I Don’t Spew Profanities – I Enunciate Them... ~Lavender, Frankincense, & Helichrysum~ Lotion Bar With Applicator, 2oz

$11.95

Even if the rest of the world doesn’t notice it, you know that you deserve to be treated like fucking royalty. One way to do that is to lather your skin in this quenching lotion bar that can comfort even the pickiest skin. With an amazing combination of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense you will find yourself being pampered like you were living as a 16th century royal. If you like your head to stay on your damn shoulders be sure to watch out for that cad Henry VIII.

Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, and essential oils of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense.

Direction: Slather that shit on your body. Especially those dry ashy areas on your elbows, knees, etc. You know the ones I'm talking about. 

Size: 2oz in applicator

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Cautions: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes. For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.

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