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I Don’t Spew Profanities – I Enunciate Them... ~Lavender, Frankincense, & Helichrysum~ Lotion, 8oz

The Spunky Cauldron

I Don’t Spew Profanities – I Enunciate Them... ~Lavender, Frankincense, & Helichrysum~ Lotion, 8oz

$16.95

Even if the rest of the world doesn’t notice it, you know that you deserve to be treated like fucking royalty. One way to do that is to lather your skin in this quenching lotion that can comfort even the pickiest skin. With an amazing combination of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense you will find yourself being pampered like you were living as a 16th century royal. If you like your head to stay on your damn shoulders be sure to watch out for that cad Henry VIII.

Directions: It puts the lotion on its skin...be sure to get those dry and ashy areas like your knees and elbows. 

Ingredients: water, coconut oil, sunflower seed oil, cetaryl alcohol, coco-glucoside, shea butter, xanthum gum, apricot kernel oil, phenoxyethanol, aloe vera juice powder, citric acid, tocopherol, lactic acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, and essential oils of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense.

Size: 8oz bottle

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Caution: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes. For external use only. Keep out of reach of children.

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