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I don't spew profanities - I enunciate them 8oz lotion front view Spunky Cauldron
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The Spunky Cauldron

I Don’t Spew Profanities – I Enunciate Them...Body Lotion

$17.95

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Even if the rest of the world doesn’t notice it, you know that you deserve to be treated like fucking royalty. One way to do that is to lather your skin in this quenching lotion that can comfort even the pickiest skin. With an amazing combination of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense you will find yourself being pampered like you were living as a 16th century royal. If you like your head to stay on your damn shoulders be sure to watch out for that cad Henry VIII.

It puts the lotion on the skin with minimal ingredients. Never tested on animals. No hidden ingredients.

Directions: Apply to body as needed.

Ingredients: water, coconut oil, sunflower seed oil, cetaryl alcohol, coco-glucoside, shea butter, xanthum gum, apricot kernel oil, phenoxyethanol, aloe vera juice powder, citric acid, tocopherol, lactic acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, and essential oils of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense.

Size: 8 oz bottle

Caution: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keep out of reach of children.

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