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Don't Spew Profanities Enunciate Them Like a Fucking Lady Scent Body Scrub
I Enunciate Like a Fucking Lady Body Scrub from The Spunky Cauldron
I Enunciate Like a Fucking Lady Bath and Body Collection from The Spunky Cauldron.
Body Scrub Collection from The Spunky Cauldron.
I Don’t Spew Profanities – I Enunciate Them... ~Lavender, Frankincense, & Helichrysum~ Body Scrub, 8oz

The Spunky Cauldron

I Don’t Spew Profanities – I Enunciate Them... ~Lavender, Frankincense, & Helichrysum~ Body Scrub, 8oz

$19.95

Even if the rest of the world doesn’t notice it, you know that you deserve to be treated like fucking royalty. One way to do that is to exfoliate your skin with this soothing body scrub that can comfort even the pickiest skin. With an amazing combination of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense you will find yourself being pampered like you were living as a 16th century royal. If you like your head to stay on your damn shoulders be sure to watch out for that cad Henry VIII.

Directions: You can use the wooden scoop provided or clean, dry hands to dish out a small amount and then rub it on your skin. If you want that shit to work the best, be sure to rub it in circular pattern for an exfoliating effect. Then when you are done just rinse off with water. Easy Peasy, lemon squeezy.

Ingredients: Sugar, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, and essential oils of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense.

Cautions: No emulsifiers were used, so please stir before using.  Only scoop out scrub with clean, dry hands or included wooden scoop.  Avoid eyes and mucous membranes.  For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.  May cause bath or shower floor to become slippery.

Size: 8oz jar

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