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Don't Spew Profanities Enunciate Them Like a Fucking Lady Scent Body Scrub

The Spunky Cauldron

Don’t Spew Spells – Enunciate Them… Body Scrub

$15.95

Even if the rest of the world doesn’t care, you know that spells can be a royal pain in the ass to get right. So when your tongue gets twisted and you can’t get the wording to come out the way you want, don’t stress out too much. Instead, relax and enjoy this amazing combination of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense. You might find yourself being pampered like you were living as a 16th century royal. If you would like to not be beheaded or burned at the stake though be sure to watch out for that cad Henry VIII.

Directions: You can use the wooden scoop provided or clean, dry hands to dish out a small amount and then rub it on your skin. If you want that shit to work the best, be sure to rub it in circular pattern for an exfoliating effect. Then when you are done just rinse off with water. Easy Peasy, lemon squeezy.

Ingredients: Sugar, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, and essential oils of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense.

Cautions: No emulsifiers were used, so please stir before using.  Only scoop out scrub with clean, dry hands or included wooden scoop.  Avoid eyes and mucous membranes.  For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.  May cause bath or shower floor to become slippery.

Size: 8 oz jar

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