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I Don't Spew Profanities...I Enunciate Them Bath Salts & Foot Soak, 8 oz, Front View, Spunky Cauldron
I Don't Spew Profanities...I Enunciate Them Bath Salts & Foot Soak, 8 oz, Rear View, Spunky Cauldron

The Spunky Cauldron

I Don’t Spew Profanities – I Enunciate Them... Bath & Foot Soak

$15.95

Even if the rest of the world doesn’t notice it, you know that you deserve to be treated like fucking royalty. One way to do that is to soak your skin in these hydrating bath salts that can comfort even the pickiest skin. With an amazing combination of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense you will find yourself being pampered like you were living as a 16th century royal. If you like your head to stay on your damn shoulders be sure to watch out for that cad Henry VIII.

Directions: After you fill up the tub, add in the amount of bath salts you want (just not the whole damn jar, okay?) and then just lay back and enjoy. For foot soak: add 2-3 tablespoons to water, insert feet, and relax. It's really that simple, don't try to overcomplicate this shit. 

Ingredients: Epsom salts, Himalayan pink salts, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, and essential oils of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense.

Size: 8 oz jar

Caution: For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.  May cause bath or shower floor to be slippery.

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