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I Can Tell by the Way You Park Your Car I Hate You Apricot and Vanilla Scented Lotion Bar The Spunky Cauldron
I Can Tell by the Way You Park Your Car I Hate You Apricot and Vanilla Scent Collection The Spunky Cauldron

The Spunky Cauldron

You're Parking Deserves a Hex Lotion Bar With Applicator, 2oz

$8.95

We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? If you are trying to prevent your car from dents, then you may succeed in that (even though we promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half a bumper), but you won’t stop us from mumbling our way through a hex. The only thing that may help keep us from cursing you straight through to the hereafter is this grounding brew with blood orange, cedarwood, patchouli, and vanilla.

Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, vanilla absolute/oleoresin, and essential oils of patchouli, cedar wood, and blood orange.

Direction: Apply to your body. Especially those dry ashy areas on your elbows, knees, etc. You know the ones I'm talking about. 

Size: 2oz in applicator

Cautions: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes.  For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.

****THIS WILL NOT BE SHIPPED BETWEEN SPRING EQUINOX AND FALL EQUINOX. IF YOU ORDER, THIS MUST BE PICKED UP.*****

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