The Spunky Cauldron
I Can Tell By The Way You Park – I Hate You ~Blood Orange, Cedarwood, & Patchouli~ Lotion Bar With Applicator, 2oz
We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? Are you trying to protect your car from dents? We promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half the bumper hanging off. Good thing we had this good smelling lotion bar to ground us with blood orange, cedarwood, patchouli, and vanilla; otherwise we might of rammed your car for the hell of it.
Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, vanilla absolute/oleoresin, and essential oils of patchouli, cedar wood, and blood orange.
Direction: Slather that shit on your body. Especially those dry ashy areas on your elbows, knees, etc. You know the ones I'm talking about.
Size: 2oz in applicator
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Cautions: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes. For external use only. Keep out of reach of children.