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I Can Tell by the Way You Park Your Car I Hate You Apricot and Vanilla Scented Body Lotion The Spunky Cauldron
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I Can Tell By The Way You Park – I Hate You ~Blood Orange, Cedarwood, & Patchouli~ Lotion, 8oz

The Spunky Cauldron

I Can Tell By The Way You Park – I Hate You ~Blood Orange, Cedarwood, & Patchouli~ Lotion, 8oz

$16.95

We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? Are you trying to protect your car from dents? We promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half the bumper hanging off. Good thing we had this good smelling lotion to ground us with blood orange, cedarwood, patchouli, and vanilla; otherwise we might of rammed your car for the hell of it.

Directions: It puts the lotion on its skin...be sure to get those dry and ashy areas like your knees and elbows. 

Ingredients: water, coconut oil, sunflower seed oil, cetaryl alcohol, coco-glucoside, shea butter, xanthum gum, apricot kernel oil, phenoxyethanol, aloe vera juice powder, citric acid, tocopherol, lactic acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, vanilla absolute/oleoresin, and essential oils of cedar wood, blood orange, and patchouli.

Size: 8oz bottle

FREE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS OVER $15

Caution: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes.  For external use only. Keep out of reach of children.

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