The Spunky Cauldron
I Can Tell By The Way You Park – I Hate You Body Lotion
We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? Are you trying to protect your car from dents? We promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half the bumper hanging off. Good thing we had this good smelling lotion to ground us with blood orange, cedarwood, patchouli, and vanilla; otherwise we might of rammed your car for the hell of it.
It puts the lotion on the skin with minimal ingredients. Never tested on animals. No hidden ingredients.
Directions: Apply to body as needed.
Ingredients: water, coconut oil, sunflower seed oil, cetaryl alcohol, coco-glucoside, shea butter, xanthum gum, apricot kernel oil, phenoxyethanol, aloe vera juice powder, citric acid, tocopherol, lactic acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, vanilla absolute/oleoresin, and essential oils of cedar wood, blood orange, and patchouli.
Size: 2oz and 8oz bottle
Caution: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keep out of reach of children.