The Spunky Cauldron
Your Parking Deserves a Hex Body Lotion
We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? If you are trying to prevent your car from dents, then you may succeed in that (even though we promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half a bumper), but you won’t stop us from mumbling our way through a hex. The only thing that may help keep us from cursing you straight through to the hereafter is this grounding brew with blood orange, cedarwood, patchouli, and vanilla.
It puts the lotion on the skin with minimal ingredients. Never tested on animals. No hidden ingredients.
Directions: Apply to body as needed.
Ingredients: water, coconut oil, sunflower seed oil, cetaryl alcohol, coco-glucoside, shea butter, xanthum gum, apricot kernel oil, phenoxyethanol, aloe vera juice powder, citric acid, tocopherol, lactic acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, vanilla absolute/oleoresin, and essential oils of cedar wood, blood orange, and patchouli.
Size: 2oz and 8oz bottle
Caution: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keep out of reach of children.