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I Can Tell by the Way You Park Your Car I Hate You Apricot and Vanilla Scented Body Wash The Spunky Cauldron
I Can Tell by the Way You Park Your Car I Hate You Apricot and Vanilla Scent Collection The Spunky Cauldron
I Can Tell by the Way You Park - I Hate You Body Wash from The Spunky Cauldron
I Can Tell by the Way You Park - I Hate You Bath and Body Collection from The Spunky Cauldron
Body Wash Collection from The Spunky Cauldron
I Can Tell By The Way You Park – I Hate You ~Blood Orange, Cedarwood, & Patchouli~ Body Wash, 8oz

The Spunky Cauldron

I Can Tell By The Way You Park – I Hate You ~Blood Orange, Cedarwood, & Patchouli~ Body Wash, 8oz

$15.95

We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? Are you trying to protect your car from dents? We promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half the bumper hanging off. Good thing we were washed up this morning with this body wash to ground us with blood orange, cedarwood, patchouli, and vanilla; otherwise we might of rammed your car for the hell of it.

Directions: Pick your poison: wash cloth, sponge, loofah, or hands. Apply a small amount and then wash your body.

Ingredients: Water, decyl glucoside, laurel betaine, xanthum gum, phenonxyethanol, aloe vera leaf juice powder, citric acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, vanilla absolute/oleoresin, and essential oils of cedar wood, patchouli, and blood orange.

Size: 8oz bottle

FREE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS OVER $15

Caution: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes.  For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.  May cause bath or shower floor to be slippery.

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