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I Can Tell by the Way You Park Your Car I Hate You Apricot and Vanilla Scented Body Scrub The Spunky Cauldron
I Can Tell by the Way You Park Your Car I Hate You Apricot and Vanilla Scent Collection The Spunky Cauldron
I Can Tell by the Way You Park - I Hate You Body Scrub from The Spunky Cauldron.
I Can Tell by the Way You Park - I Hate You Bath and Body Collection
Body Scrub Collection from The Spunky Collection.
I Can Tell by the Way You Park  – I Hate You ~Blood Orange, Cedarwood, & Patchouli~ Body Scrub, 8oz

The Spunky Cauldron

I Can Tell by the Way You Park – I Hate You ~Blood Orange, Cedarwood, & Patchouli~ Body Scrub, 8oz

$19.95

We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? Are you trying to protect your car from dents? We promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half the bumper hanging off. Good thing we were able to exfoliate with this body scrub to ground us with blood orange, cedarwood, patchouli, and vanilla; otherwise we might of rammed your car for the hell of it.

Directions: You can use the wooden scoop provided or clean, dry hands to dish out a small amount and then rub it on your skin. If you want that shit to work the best, be sure to rub it in circular pattern for an exfoliating effect. Then when you are done just rinse off with water. Easy Peasy, lemon squeezy.

Ingredients: Sugar, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, vanilla oleoresin/absolute, and essential oils of patchouli, cedar wood, and blood orange.

Cautions: No emulsifiers were used, so please stir before using.  Only scoop out scrub with clean, dry hands or included wooden scoop.  Avoid eyes and mucous membranes.  For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.  May cause bath or shower floor to become slippery.

Size: 8oz jar

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