The Spunky Cauldron
You're Parking Deserves a Hex Waterless Hand Cleanser
COVID-19 Update. This hand sanitizer is 62% alcohol. Because of the alcohol content, they cannot be shipped via USPS and can only be shipped via UPS ground. You will be contacted regarding shipping of this product, so please let me know if you would like to be texted or emailed.
We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? If you are trying to prevent your car from dents, then you may succeed in that (even though we promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half a bumper), but you won’t stop us from mumbling our way through a hex. The only thing that may help keep us from cursing you straight through to the hereafter is this grounding brew with blood orange, cedarwood, patchouli, and vanilla.
Size: 1 oz & 4oz
Directions: Apply to hands as needed. Please help young kids apply and use wisely.
Ingredients: SDA Alcohol, Purified Water, Carbomer, Silicone, Aloe Vera, Trisopropanolamine, cedar wood essential oil, patchouli essential oil, blood orange essential oil, and vanilla oleoresin.