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The Spunky Cauldron

You're Parking Deserves a Hex Roll On Perfume


We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? If you are trying to prevent your car from dents, then you may succeed in that (even though we promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half a bumper), but you won’t stop us from mumbling our way through a hex. The only thing that may help keep us from cursing you straight through to the hereafter is this grounding brew with blood orange, cedarwood, patchouli, and vanilla.

This roll-on was poured with intention and crystals added to create a magical elixir perfect for wearing as a perfume. 

Directions: Apply to inside of wrists, elbows, decolatage, or other areas as needed.

Ingredients: Jojoba oil, vitamin e oil, essential oils of patchouli, cedar wood, blood orange, and vanilla oleoresin.

Size: 7.4ml (.25oz) Roll On Bottle

Caution: For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.  Avoid eye area and mucous membranes.

***Crystals in bottle may vary***

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