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The Spunky Cauldron

I Can Tell By the Way You Park - I Hate You Roll On Perfume

$14.36 $15.95

We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? Are you trying to protect your car from dents? We promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half the bumper hanging off. Good thing we were able to apply this roll on perfume to ground us with blood orange, cedarwood, patchouli, and vanilla; otherwise we might of rammed your car for the hell of it.

Directions: Apply to inside of wrists, elbows, decolatage, or other areas as needed.

Ingredients: Jojoba oil, vitamin e oil, essential oils of patchouli, cedar wood, blood orange, and vanilla oleoresin.

Size: 7ml Roll On Bottle

Caution: For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.  Avoid eye area and mucous membranes.

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