The Spunky Cauldron
Your Parking Deserves a Hex Deodorant
We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? If you are trying to prevent your car from dents, then you may succeed in that (even though we promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half a bumper), but you won’t stop us from mumbling our way through a hex. The only thing that may help keep us from cursing you straight through to the hereafter is this grounding brew with blood orange, cedarwood, patchouli, and vanilla.
Our deodorant is vegan, baking soda free, and will leave your pits smelling fresh while you lift your arms to cast a spell or wave "hi".
Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, candelilla wax, coconut oil, arrowroot powder, hops extract, essential oils of cypress, patchouli, cedar wood, blood orange, and vanilla oleoresin/absolute.
Direction: Apply to underarm area as needed, giving a few minutes to dry before getting dressed.
Size: 2.35 oz in applicator
Cautions: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keep out of reach of children.