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I Can Tell By The Way You Park – I Hate You ~Blood Orange, Cedarwood, & Patchouli~ Hand Soap, 8oz

The Spunky Cauldron

I Can Tell By The Way You Park – I Hate You ~Blood Orange, Cedarwood, & Patchouli~ Hand Soap, 8oz

$8.95

We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? Are you trying to protect your car from dents? We promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half the bumper hanging off. Good thing we washed our hands with this awesome soap to ground us with blood orange, cedarwood, patchouli, and vanilla; otherwise we might of rammed your car for the hell of it.

Directions: Apply a small amount to hands, lather, and then rinse.

Ingredients: Water, decyl glucoside, laurel betaine, xanthum gum, phenonxyethanol, aloe vera leaf juice powder, citric acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, vanilla absolute/oleoresin, and essential oils of cedar wood, patchouli, and blood orange.

Size: 8oz bottle

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Caution: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes.  For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.  May cause bath or shower floor to be slippery.

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