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Feeling Stabby Today ~ Roll On Perfume


Look, we all have those days when you just want to murder everyone in sight and the only thing that helps is chocolate. But we also know that we might gain an extra ten pounds if we even think about binge eating the damn stuff. So, we are back to wanting to cut that bitch that likes to give us sideways looks at the water fountain…you know who you are, Brenda. Well, now there’s another option, slather yourself up in Feeling Stabby Lotion Bar and next time you consider throat-punching Brenda you can just put your hands over your mouth and take a deep breath instead. It won’t be as rewarding, but it will keep you employed and out of jail.

Directions: Apply to inside of wrists, elbows, decolatage, or other areas as needed.

Ingredients: Jojoba oil, vitamin e oil, vanilla absolute/oleoresin, and pure cocoa CO2 extract.

Size: 8 ml Roll On Bottle

Caution: For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.  Avoid eye area and mucous membranes. 

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