The Spunky Cauldron
I Drink Because You're Boring ~Lemon & Lime~ Lotion Bar With Applicator, 2oz
So, maybe you’ve gotten a few too many of the side eye glances at the company Christmas party, but damn those fuckers are boring. You wouldn’t have to drink if they knew how to do anything besides sit around and dissect the latest boring ass episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” or some shit. But since there is an ultimatum this year and alcohol is not allowed, you can at least enjoy the fresh scent of a lemon lime Midnight Margarita after using this awesome lotion bar. Just try not to get so desperate for some entertainment that you gnaw your arm off after putting this stuff on, okay?
Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, and essential oils of steam distilled lime and lemon (we don't want the sun to burn the shit out of you!).
Direction: Slather that shit on your body. Especially those dry ashy areas on your elbows, knees, etc. You know the ones I'm talking about.
Size: 2oz in applicator
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Cautions: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes. For external use only. Keep out of reach of children.