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Feeling Stabby Today Body Scrub
Feeling Stabby Today Body Scrub, 8 oz, Top View, Spunky Cauldron
Feeling Stabby Today Body Scrub, 8 oz, Top View, Spunky Cauldron

The Spunky Cauldron

Feeling Stabby Today Body Scrub

$15.95

Look, we all have those days when you just want to murder everyone in sight and the only thing that helps is chocolate. But we also know that we might gain an extra ten pounds if we even think about binge eating the damn stuff. So, we are back to wanting to cut that bitch that likes to give us sideways looks at the water fountain…you know who you are, Brenda. Well, now there’s another option, slather yourself up in Feeling Stabby Lotion Bar and next time you consider throat-punching Brenda you can just put your hands over your mouth and take a deep breath instead. It won’t be as rewarding, but it will keep you employed and out of jail.

Directions: You can use the wooden scoop provided or clean, dry hands to dish out a small amount and then rub it on your skin. If you want that shit to work the best, be sure to rub it in circular pattern for an exfoliating effect. Then when you are done just rinse off with water. Easy Peasy, lemon squeezy.

Ingredients: Sugar, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, vanilla absolute/oleoresin, and pure cocoa CO2 extract.

Cautions: No emulsifiers were used, so please stir before using.  Only scoop out scrub with clean, dry hands or included wooden scoop.  Avoid eyes and mucous membranes.  For external use only.  May irritate skin.  Keep out of reach of children.  May cause bath or shower floor to become slippery.

Size: 8 oz jar

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