The Spunky Cauldron
I Can Tell By The Way You Park – I Hate You Bath & Foot Soak
We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? Are you trying to protect your car from dents? We promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half the bumper hanging off. Good thing we were able to soak in these bath salts to ground us with blood orange, cedarwood, patchouli, and vanilla; otherwise we might of rammed your car for the hell of it.
Directions: After you fill up the tub, add in the amount of bath salts you want (just not the whole damn jar, okay?) and then just lay back and enjoy. For foot soak: add 2-3 tablespoons to water, insert feet, and relax. It's really that simple, don't try to overcomplicate this shit.
Ingredients: Epsom salts, Himalayan pink salts, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, vanilla oleoresin/absolute, and essential oils of patchouli, cedar wood, and blood orange.
Size: 8 oz jar
Caution: For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. May cause bath or shower floor to be slippery.