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Return Policy

If for some reason you buy some of this shit and are unsatisfied, rest assured we will not leave you hanging. We would be happy to send you a one time replacement or even offer you some store credit in the amount of the original purchase. You must contact us within fifteen (15) days of the purchase.

If something fucked up happens in transit and that shit is delivered damaged, we would also be happy to send you a replacement or even offer you some store credit in the amount of the original purchase price. You must contact us within seven (7) days of the purchase.

If something even more fucked up happens and that shit gets completely lost in the mail or delivered to the Bermuda Triangle, then we would still be happy to send you a replacement or even offer you some store credit in the amount of the original purchase price. You must contact us within seven (7) days of the purchase.