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Scent Collections

This is a great fucking way to see what scents we offer!

I Can Tell By The Way You Park Your Car - I Hate You: Patchouli, Vanilla, and Sandalwood (To keep you grounded from fits of parking lot rage)

Stop Me, I'm Becoming My Mother: Lavender and Rose (Teenage you swore you wouldn't like the same things as your mother...but you lied)

Feeling Stabby Today: Cocoa Scented (Chocolate flavored products for days when you just might cut a bitch)

Jaded Bitch: Coffee Scented (When you don't have a caffeine IV ready)

I Drink Because You're Boring: Lemon Lime Scented Products (Who says you can't enjoy your margarita during business hours?)

Don't Spew Profanities - I Enunciate Them: Helichrysum, Frankincense, and Lavender (When you want to let your Queen Bitch reign supreme)

Go Smudge Yourself: Clary Sage, Ginger, Sweet Orange, and Lavender (When more than your body needs cleansing)