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Don't Spew Profanities Enunciate Them Like a Fucking Lady Scented Lotion Bar

The Spunky Cauldron

Don’t Spew Spells – Enunciate Them… Lotion Bar

$11.95

Even if the rest of the world doesn’t care, you know that spells can be a royal pain in the ass to get right. So when your tongue gets twisted and you can’t get the wording to come out the way you want, don’t stress out too much. Instead, relax and enjoy this amazing combination of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense. You might find yourself being pampered like you were living as a 16th century royal. If you would like to not be beheaded or burned at the stake though be sure to watch out for that cad Henry VIII.

Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, and essential oils of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense.

Direction: Apply to your body. Especially those dry ashy areas on your elbows, knees, etc. You know the ones I'm talking about. 

Size: 2oz in applicator

Cautions: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes. For external use only.  Keep out of reach of children.

****THIS WILL NOT BE SHIPPED BETWEEN SPRING EQUINOX AND FALL EQUINOX. IF YOU ORDER, THIS MUST BE PICKED UP.*****

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