The Spunky Cauldron
Feeling Stabby Today ~Chocolate~ Lotion Bar With Applicator, 2oz
Look, we all have those days when you just want to murder everyone in sight and the only thing that helps is chocolate. But we also know that we might gain an extra ten pounds if we even think about binge eating the damn stuff. So, we are back to wanting to cut that bitch that likes to give us sideways looks at the water fountain…you know who you are, Brenda. Well, now there’s another option, slather yourself up in Feeling Stabby Lotion Bar and next time you consider throat-punching Brenda you can just put your hands over your mouth and take a deep breath instead. It won’t be as rewarding, but it will keep you employed and out of jail.
Ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, vanilla absolute/oleoresin, and pure cocoa CO2 extract.
Direction: Slather that shit on your body. Especially those dry ashy areas on your elbows, knees, etc. You know the ones I'm talking about.
Size: 2oz in applicator
Cautions: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes. For external use only. Keep out of reach of children.