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Jaded Witch

Admit it, you suck at life. But hey, at least the coffee makes it a little better. The only problem is you cannot conceivably down enough cups a day to keep your fix going, and then you sink back down to Resting Bitch Face and some jackhole thinks they have to comment on it. Good news is there is now a simple solution: if you exfoliate with this body scrub you may not be able to consume a metric shit ton of coffee, but now you can at least smell like nectar of the gods while suffering your shitty life.