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I Don't Spew Profanities - I Enunciate Them

Even if the rest of the world doesn’t notice it, you know that you deserve to be treated like fucking royalty. One way to do that is to exfoliate your skin with this soothing body scrub that can comfort even the pickiest skin. With an amazing combination of lavender, helichrysum, and frankincense you will find yourself being pampered like you were living as a 16th century royal. If you like your head to stay on your damn shoulders be sure to watch out for that cad Henry VIII.
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