The Spunky Cauldron
You're Parking Deserves a Hex Divinity Soap
We see you and your twisted ass parking. How is it not possible to fit that tiny car into the oversized space? If you are trying to prevent your car from dents, then you may succeed in that (even though we promise no one wants to key your fifteen year old Kia with half a bumper), but you won’t stop us from mumbling our way through a hex. The only thing that may help keep us from cursing you straight through to the hereafter is this grounding brew with blood orange, cedarwood, patchouli, and vanilla.
This three in one soap can be used as a hand soap, body wash, and bubble bath. Wash off that bad energy & those germs. Never tested on animals. No hidden ingredients.
Directions: Lather & rinse or soak & enjoy.
Ingredients: Water, decyl glucoside, laurel betaine, xanthum gum, phenonxyethanol, aloe vera leaf juice powder, citric acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, vanilla absolute/oleoresin, and essential oils of cedar wood, patchouli, and blood orange.
Size: 8 oz bottle
Caution: Avoid eyes and mucous membranes. For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. May cause bath or shower floor to be slippery.