The Spunky Cauldron
Jaded Witch Body Scrub
Admit it, you suck at life. But hey, at least the coffee makes it a little better. The only problem is you cannot conceivably down enough cups a day to keep your fix going, and then you sink back down to Resting Bitch Face and some jackhole thinks they have to comment on it. Good news is there is now a simple solution: if you exfoliate with this body scrub you may not be able to consume a metric shit ton of coffee, but now you can at least smell like nectar of the gods while suffering your shitty life.
Directions: You can use the wooden scoop provided or clean, dry hands to dish out a small amount and then rub it on your skin. If you want that shit to work the best, be sure to rub it in circular pattern for an exfoliating effect. Then when you are done just rinse off with water. Easy Peasy, lemon squeezy.
Ingredients: Sugar, apricot oil, vitamin e oil, vanilla oleoresin/absolute, and coffee essential oil.
Cautions: No emulsifiers were used, so please stir before using. Only scoop out scrub with clean, dry hands or included wooden scoop. Avoid eyes and mucous membranes. For external use only. Keep out of reach of children. May cause bath or shower floor to become slippery.
Size: 8 oz jar