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Sarcasm one of my many talents 8oz lotion front view Spunky Cauldron
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The Spunky Cauldron

Sarcasm: One of My Many Talents Body Lotion

$14.95

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Are you one of those snarky asses that can’t say anything without it going a little sideways? Like you tried to join those mother's circles at the playdates, but every time you open your mouth pure unadulterated snark falls out. Last Thanksgiving your Mother claimed you were hopeless; you told her it was genetic. If this sounds like you, then join the club. The good news is this is a safe place where you can say as much eye rolling crazy ass shit as you want and no one will judge. Best yet, you can revel in your talents with this Grapefruit, Spearmint, Rosalina, scent that is tailored just for your spunky, self-righteous, condescending self.

It puts the lotion on the skin with minimal ingredients. Never tested on animals. No hidden ingredients.

Ingredients: water, coconut oil, sunflower seed oil, cetaryl alcohol, coco-glucoside, shea butter, xanthum gum, apricot kernel oil, phenoxyethanol, aloe vera juice powder, citric acid, tocopherol, lactic acid, benzoic acid, dehydroacetic acid, and essential oils of grapefruit, Rosalina, and spearmint.

Size: 2 oz or 8 oz bottle

Caution: Don't put this in your eyes, nose, or any other orifice. Keep out of reach of children.

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