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Bath Salts

One thing they rarely ever told us about getting old was how infrequently we'd be allowed to have a damn minute alone. That's why when the kids are out of the damn house and you are going to take a bath you want to make that shit memorable. We handcraft these bath salts using natural ingredients and essential oils so you can lean back and soak it up without worry about chemicals or harsh additives jacking up your skin.